delve into my mind

larxenesomebody:

merlinsfuckingbeard:

My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder

He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’

I then proceeded to show him what was in it　

He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious 

thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh

Always have a decoy

(via yellowsock)

misstobias:

blvzed:

baby burrito

you know who would love some baby burrito 

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brandylolzatthings:

mizuchel:

sarcastic-scorpio:

crazy-home-for-psychics:

doodleks:

iwasneverbroken:

kelsey-paige:

ilistenedin:

leetakeuchi:

Reblog if you understand this..

Lord have mercy on you if you dont.

If she doesn’t understand this, she’s too young for you, bro.

^this

omg nostalgia

YESSSS!

And the memories come back <3

aaaaaaaaaaaaah

herp derp

I remembered as soon as I got to the guava juice lol

I was singing this, is that bad?

^same

I STILL WATCH THIS

/no regrets

(via ophie30)

meganeli:

a-wild-moriarty-appeared-and:

veiledsentiments:

yankmywand:

#it’s the night before #and he knows he will never see sebastian again

Sometimes I really hate tags.

…fuck you guys.

It’s fucking fine. I didn’t need my fucking heart anyway.

(Source: ilovefitzgerald, via bellatrixissexy)

Sebastian, why is there a rubber duck in your bathroom?

Yes of course I’m using your toothbrush. I know where that’s been unlike that one that’s been sitting there for years.

Did we ever blow up that Ukraine bank?

Hey look, a penny. Yes, of course I’m keeping it, Moran. Head’s up means good luck.

Call me a leprechaun again and I will use this toothbrush to tear your brain through your nose. 

(via bellatrixissexy)

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acciobenedictcumberbatch:

cumberqueen:

cumberqueen:

“Oh, I may be on the side of the angels - but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”

A quick gif on request.

Can’t believe this one is still going around! 

jesus fuck, every time I see this it makes me shiver

(via chibicoaster)

socialsaltysailors:

 #jesus christ look at those thighs #oh sweet lord #he does squats #that’s how he puts the ass in assassin twice

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