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My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder
He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’
I then proceeded to show him what was in it
He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious
thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh
Always have a decoy
(via yellowsock)
baby burrito
you know who would love some baby burrito
(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds, via madefromthetearsofrobertsmith)
Reblog if you understand this..
Lord have mercy on you if you dont.
If she doesn’t understand this, she’s too young for you, bro.
^this
omg nostalgia
YESSSS!
And the memories come back <3
aaaaaaaaaaaaah
herp derp
I remembered as soon as I got to the guava juice lol
I was singing this, is that bad?
^same
I STILL WATCH THIS
/no regrets
(via ophie30)
#it’s the night before #and he knows he will never see sebastian again
Sometimes I really hate tags.
…fuck you guys.
It’s fucking fine. I didn’t need my fucking heart anyway.
(Source: ilovefitzgerald, via bellatrixissexy)
Sebastian, why is there a rubber duck in your bathroom?
Yes of course I’m using your toothbrush. I know where that’s been unlike that one that’s been sitting there for years.
Did we ever blow up that Ukraine bank?
Hey look, a penny. Yes, of course I’m keeping it, Moran. Head’s up means good luck.
Call me a leprechaun again and I will use this toothbrush to tear your brain through your nose.
(via bellatrixissexy)
(Source: rosterlu, via governmentsanctionedbrollies)
“Oh, I may be on the side of the angels - but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
A quick gif on request.
Can’t believe this one is still going around!
jesus fuck, every time I see this it makes me shiver
(via chibicoaster)
| period: | WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS. |
| period: | How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast? |
| period: | How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that. |
| period: | Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it. |
| period: | See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen? |
| period: | Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep. |
| period: | See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny. |
| period: | For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. |
| period: | Breeze blows by. Instantly horny. |
| period: | You didn't like those brand new underwear right? |
| period: | Yell at a puppy. |
| period: | Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow. |
(Source: ironmanon, via this-adler-woman)
I miss Chip Skylark.
Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i want to kill myself, so help me maybe?
My sister made buttercream and there’s like a whole bowl left and I get to eat it omg this is great
This is the most heartbreaking Thorki video ever.
Ignore the fact that the lyrics say “she” when referring to Loki…or suspend your disbelief and...
Prepare for BAFTA song.
You are so cute I don’t even understand it
